Monday, October 13, 2008

An Open Letter to the Elks Lodge

An Open Letter to the Elks Lodge

Dear Elks Lodge that Sits Behind My House and Insists on Renting Out the Facility to Drunk Idiots Who Love to Torture Me By Throwing Loud Parties With Terrible DJ Music and Lest We Forget the Live Band Outdoor Parking Lot Concerts that Go Past Midnight and Cause the Windows in My House to Literally Rattle Whilst I Try to Get My Beauty Sleep, Forcing Me to Call the Cops Every Single Saturday Night:

Stooooooooooooooooooooooop. Stop it.

Warmest regards,

Irritated Neighbor

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, what she said!!!!

Anonymous said...

I have a similar problem with my next door neighbors band rehearsing when they come home drunk at 2:30 in the am. Instead of just calling the cops, you have to have them come by and let you file a complaint. Might have to go to court with it, but when they get fined by you and a few other neighbors they might be careful who they let use the place or have them shut down at a decent hour. I have 4 of my neighbors backing me on my problem and it has improved.
T P8