A Thanksgiving short story...
Gather 'round, kids, while I tell a story as old as the ages.
336 Thanksgivings ago a giant man ate all the pilgrims.
The End.
Happy Thanksgiving to all! Here's hoping a giant dude doesn't eat you and yours this holiday.
Goodness, I didn't realize Paul Bunyon helped build the telephone system. Mmmmm... Pilgrims...
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving everybody!
Did he floss afterwards or just leave all the pilgrim bits stuck between his teeth?
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ReplyDeleteI love you, girl! Come back to blogging!! Please?!
ReplyDeleteWait, wait, you left out the best part!
ReplyDeleteIt was a giant RONALD REAGAN!