Thursday, November 26, 2009

Awesome Vintage Advertisements: Special Thanksgiving Edition

A Thanksgiving short story...



Gather 'round, kids, while I tell a story as old as the ages.

336 Thanksgivings ago a giant man ate all the pilgrims.

The End.




Happy Thanksgiving to all! Here's hoping a giant dude doesn't eat you and yours this holiday.

5 comments:

Eric said...

Goodness, I didn't realize Paul Bunyon helped build the telephone system. Mmmmm... Pilgrims...

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Hairball T. Hairball said...

Did he floss afterwards or just leave all the pilgrim bits stuck between his teeth?

brookeamanda said...

I love those odd little ads! What the hell where people thinking?

Julia D said...

I love you, girl! Come back to blogging!! Please?!

Anonymous said...

Wait, wait, you left out the best part!

It was a giant RONALD REAGAN!