Mack Brown and University of Texas Football rolled out their new shock and awe campaign today.
No one said it out loud, but all the others were thinking it: "You went too big."
Okay, okay! I'll take you for ice cream if you'll stop holding your breath!
Twenty years behind the times, the Big Hair fad finally reaches the bulls.
Technically the breeding scientists did make the prize bull "hornier".
You talkin to me? Huh punk? I'd look you in the eye if I could raise my head...
OOOOOh, Dinah won't ya blow, Dinah won't ya blow,Dinah won't ya blow your HO-OLY COW!?!?!?!?!?
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Mack Brown and University of Texas Football rolled out their new shock and awe campaign today.
ReplyDeleteNo one said it out loud, but all the others were thinking it: "You went too big."
ReplyDeleteOkay, okay! I'll take you for ice cream if you'll stop holding your breath!
ReplyDeleteTwenty years behind the times, the Big Hair fad finally reaches the bulls.
ReplyDeleteTechnically the breeding scientists did make the prize bull "hornier".
ReplyDeleteYou talkin to me? Huh punk? I'd look you in the eye if I could raise my head...
ReplyDeleteOOOOOh, Dinah won't ya blow,
ReplyDeleteDinah won't ya blow,
Dinah won't ya blow your HO-OLY COW!?!?!?!?!?