An Open Letter to openletterblog.blogspot.com

An Open Letter to openletterblog.blogspot.com


Dear openletterblog.blogspot.com:

You were set up 4 years ago by this Sean Williams guy and there's been nothing done with you, save for a "test" post. Why do you exist? Just to taunt us? Since we didn't secure your domain name first? Not only that but your owner, Mr. Williams, also had to take up openlettersblog.blogspot.com, too? And do nothing with it either?

What gives?

Sincerely,

Heather

cc:

"Eric Simpson" at openletters.blogspot.com (one entry in 2001)
"Jason" at openletter.blogspot.com (not updated since 2002)

Another New Blog

Okay, so disclaimer: I never thought I'd be one of those people with 23 different blogs.

Disclaimer over. I have another new blog! Check out The Clothing Swap Blog. My fashionably fabulous friend Moi over at Bite the Apple suggested the idea and we figured, hey, what the heck. Why not do it together?

It's a great place to score fun FREE items like this pair of vintage rhinestone cat-eye glasses:

Or these peep-toe leopard shoes:

So hop on over... check it out! And rummage through your closets at home for some gems that might need a new home.

Mute Monday: Places Revealed

Here are the answers. Because inquiring minds want to know.

Destin, Florida

(A.K.A. my family's vacation destination every year and in a couple weeks!)

Black Hills, South Dakota

(A little "burrito" walked up to our Jeep on the side of the road and said hi. I freaking WANT one.)

Kauai, Hawaii

(There are feral chickens ALL OVER the island; some with the most beautiful, bright colors)

Natural Waterfall ~ Kauai, Hawaii

(We got to swim and cliff-dive --only Jake took the plunge; I swam -- at the waterfall where the beginning of the first Indiana Jones movie was filmed. We also saw the cave where that big-ass rock came rolling out after Indy.)

Kauai, Hawaii

(Mom and I horseback riding on the beach. ABsolutely incredible experience.)

Check out the new blog!

I have a new blog along with some of my funniest and favoritest blogger friends. Julia D. from Homemade Hilarity (credit is due her for coming up with the idea), Shawn from The Shark Tank, Brooke from Brooke Amanda, and I (from HERE!) have decided to post all of our Open Letters to a new joint blog, The Open Letters Blog. So go check it out! Don't delay! This offer won't last long! Operators are standing by!

But wait! If you act now you will also get a free tube of Mighty Mend-It and a lifetime supply of Sham-Wows!

My newest Open Letter, "An Open Letter to Rod Stewart" is there.

Don't miss out on the funny from some seriously funny people.

An Open Letter to Rod Stewart

An Open Letter to Rod Stewart

Dear Mr. Stewart:

No, I do not want your body, nor do I think you are sexy. I’m just letting you know.

Thanks for your inquiry,

Heather

Mute Monday Topic: "Guess the Place(s)"

Coming up, on Mystery Science Theater 3000...

The Attack... of the Disembodied Hair!!!

Ooo, creepy...

Here it comes! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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What I'm NOT Buying this Weekend: Mod Cloth Edition

Go visit Margo if you want to participate next weekend!

Almost all items in this post are from Mod Cloth.

First off, I'm certainly not buying either of these adorable swimsuits.

OR this cute umba-rella-ella-ella to sit under.

And I'm soooooooooo not buying the next few ridiculously adorable little numbers.

I will simply look too fabulous not wearing them.

Urban Garden Dress

Complete with lucite coral earrings, antiqued gold rose ring and First Lady peep-toes.

Amount saved: $212

Curves Ahead Dress

With faceted onyx studs, Film Noir purse, Dita stockings, and
Little Bow Peep Toes.

Amount saved: $244

Good Ship Lollipop Dress

With vintage bakelite button earrings, red bow bangle, vintage box bag, and Red Hot Chili Peep Toes.

Amount Saved: $166

Dawn Iris Dress

With gold disc necklace and earrings and Thistle Pumps.

Amount saved: $96





Wishing on a Star Dress


With vintage teal and gold button earrings, black pucker clutch and Splish Splash T-Straps.

Amount saved: $258

Total saved this weekend
(along with the 2 cute suits and umba-rella): $1,331

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[SNUGGLES] How to Make a Pit Bull Roll His Eyes

Dis is for Nooter, who requested dat I come out to play. Here I comes, world!

My award-winning foto essay:
How to Make a Pit Bull Roll His Eyes

Srsly, what is my mom thinkeen? *RME* <--(roll my eyes)

I had to get on I Has a Hotdog and express my feeleens about dis:

On an unrelated note, look how leetle I can roll myself up! I can be like a tiny little ball of cuteness.

I Heart Legos

I have been thinking lately that I might like to drive a Honda Element. Did you know that the interior is waterproof so you can powerwash the inside?! And riding in it feels like you’re inside a roomy spaceship. And they have this cool tent thing that you can attach to the back end and go camping! OMG!

An Element does resemble a Lego car, though, and sadly, I don't look like this:

And I think it might be a requirement to have hands shaped like little C’s in order to grip the steering wheel. Also, your feet have to have little square-shaped holes in them.

I really do want one, though.

Any of you out there have one and wanna tell me how you like driving it?

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