An Open Letter to the Little Beh-Beh in My Sister-in-Law's Belleh
Dear Little Beh-Beh:
Dooooooooooooooood. Come out already. You were supposed to be out playing with me like, 3 days ago or something. Look, I know it's all comfy in there, squishy and soft and floaty and whatnot but have a little consideration for the rest of us out here in the world. Everyone's waiting, little dude (or dudette). Don't be rude.
Your Aunt Heather