Look at you, wiener dogs. You're so short. Yet so long at the same time. How does that even work? What's the deal with those tiny legs? Did someone chop them OFF while you're weren't looking? Pay a little more attention, wiener dogs. I mean, really.
Why would you go up against these guys, huh? Come on. You have nothing to prove, wiener dogs. So quit showing off, srsly.
And what's with this nonsense? You dress up in ridiculous Mexican outfits? Tiny hats? What did I say about showing off?
Oh, hardy-har-har. A hotdog bun bed. How ironic and adorable. NOT!*
*Except it totally, totally is.
My little buddy, Deuce. Yep, my mom totally made that bun-bed up there.
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