“My, my, Susan, but you sure can thread a needle like a pro!”
“Why thank you, Donna. You should see me handle a ninja throwing star.”
“What was that?”
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Yes, I feel exactly the same way about my vacuum cleaner as I do about the military man I’m pining away for. Forget the diamond, sweetie. When you come back from the war let’s celebrate by getting me that beautiful, big, sparkly Premier Vacuum I’ve always wanted!
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Okay, good. Pure is good.
I like delicious things.
Great. I need to eat more vegetables.
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