A Thanksgiving short story...
Gather 'round, kids, while I tell a story as old as the ages.
336 Thanksgivings ago a giant man ate all the pilgrims.
The End.
Happy Thanksgiving to all! Here's hoping a giant dude doesn't eat you and yours this holiday.
5 comments:
Goodness, I didn't realize Paul Bunyon helped build the telephone system. Mmmmm... Pilgrims...
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
Did he floss afterwards or just leave all the pilgrim bits stuck between his teeth?
I love those odd little ads! What the hell where people thinking?
I love you, girl! Come back to blogging!! Please?!
Wait, wait, you left out the best part!
It was a giant RONALD REAGAN!
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