"Giantest Nom Ever" Caption Contest Winners

First of all, my apologies for the long blog hiatus. I'm sure you've all cried buckets of tears over my absence and the vacuous vacuumy vacuum it no doubt caused. My bad.

Anyhoo, here is the long overdue winner of the "Giantest Nom Ever" caption contest...

Winner: Nan-Nan, with, "AAAccckkk!!! Thank GOD for the HEIMLICH MANEUVER!!!!"

And Runner-Up: Eric, with, "Bill Johnson discovers X-TREME SPELUNKING."

Caption This Thursday: Giantest Nom Ever

"Beh-Behs" Caption Contest Winners

This week's caption contest winners are:

Funnyrunner, with: "You will NEVER talk back to your parents... you should ALWAYS wear a condom before having sex...you will always do your best in school...always pour your mom another glass of wine when it gets low..."

and

Obladi Oblada, with: "At the 'Stepford Baby' programming center."

Here's your esteemed award!


Come back and play again tomorrow!

Caption This Thursday: Beh-Behs

In honor of Jake and Christy's baby this week (still not here and almost a week past the due date!), here is a beh-beh picture for you to caption.

Aaaaaaaand go!

"Grab the Bull by the Horns" Caption Winners

This week's winner is Eric, with "Mack Brown and University of Texas Football rolled out their new shock and awe campaign today." As requested you get to add a stripe to the award you won last week, Eric. But hey, give the little kids a chance, will ya?

Runner-up is Douglas Dyer, with "Technically the breeding scientists did make the prize bull 'hornier'."

And honorable mention goes to my mum, Nan-Nan, with "OOOOOh, Dinah won't ya blow, Dinah won't ya blow, Dinah won't ya blow your HO-OLY COW!?!?!?!?!?"

Congrats, everyone, and thanks to all who played this week!

Caption This Thursday: Grab the Bull by the Horns

"Butthead" Caption Contest Winner!

So, for my very first ever caption contest, here are the results!

Tied for first place are:

Philip Dyer, with "Whoa, check out that hot piece of ash."

and

Eric, with "This just in... David Copperfield infuriated Claudia Schiffer when she asked him for a cigarette!"

You guys win this super cheesy award! Yay!

Runner-up is Funnyrunner, with "If the big bad wolf didn't kill Little Red Ridinghood, cigarettes would.

Honorable mention: Candice, with "It's not a tuma!"

And congrats to Winky Twinky for landing her "Butthead" comment into the title of this post!

Thanks, everyone! It was so hard to pick winners. Come back this Thursday for another round.

New Thing: Caption Contest

Yeah, yeah, I know that a lot of blogs already do caption contests but I think they're a fun way to invite reader participation. And you get to find out how funny everyone is.

Sooo... caption dese wan!