Tied for first place are:
Philip Dyer, with "Whoa, check out that hot piece of ash."
Eric, with "This just in... David Copperfield infuriated Claudia Schiffer when she asked him for a cigarette!"
You guys win this super cheesy award! Yay!
Runner-up is Funnyrunner, with "If the big bad wolf didn't kill Little Red Ridinghood, cigarettes would.
Honorable mention: Candice, with "It's not a tuma!"
And congrats to Winky Twinky for landing her "Butthead" comment into the title of this post!
Thanks, everyone! It was so hard to pick winners. Come back this Thursday for another round.