So anyway, guess what I happened upon, out there in the vastness of the worldwide interwebs?
Actually, if I'm being truthful, this next one has been my favorite for a long time and I've always had the itch to buy one:
I can imagine the looks I would get strolling through the mall, talking on one of these retro handsets, while the actual cell phone is cleverly concealed in my purse. Genius!
Here are a few other gems I came across:
You, too, can be Zach Morris.
The only thing better than talking on a hamburger is talking on a banana. 100% fact.
Wow. Really? Because sticking your finger in your other ear to keep the noise out... yeah, that would look really ridiculous, right?