I love the way models pose in catalogs. It's always so... natural.
Yes, Officer. I understand that I've been placed under arrest for "Modeling While Under the Influence of an Ugly Mauve Shirt Tunic Thing", and yes, I understand my rights as you've read them to me.
They told me these beads were made of shell, so I'm listening to see if I can hear the ocean.
This bag is so large I can hardly hold it up.
I really need to pee. Can I be excused from the photo shoot?
I've got an itch right... about... here.
Really? Cuz I've got one right back here. We should totally start a club!
I hate you.
Just kidding, lol!
I have scoliosis.