Two sizes-Regular and Hospital
Seriously, I do not want to know what hospital size is.
And the award for most racist gelatin advertisement goes to...
The copy on this ad reads:
"Mammy sent dis ovah"
JELL-O is known to all sections as "America's Most Famous Dessert." In the South, for instance, it is inexpensive enough to be found in the cabins of the old plantation. It is delicious enough to meet the standards of good living at the "Big House." It is dainty enough for milady's afternoon tea. It is appealing enough to turn the sinful, of any color, away from his neighbor's melon patch.
Yes, please read that again, if you need to. Jell-O: America's Most Famous Racist Dessert.
(Looks like fun, though.)
Effanbee Dolls, you say?
"Hey, that's a really nice effan' bee doll!"
"Yeah, you like my effan' bee doll? You want to see this effan' bee doll up close?"
"HEY! Get that effan' bee doll outta my face!"
Reminds me of these:
What're you doin'? Oh, nothing. Just sittin' here eatin' some elfin' crackers is all.
Yo, that's a mad tag, yo.