Come on, you know you wanna do this to your house.
Honey, I know you want to mount your latest kill on the wall, but can't we compromise and just put one antler on the coffee table? Fair enough?
Yes, I know what you're thinking: I've always wanted a chair that allowed me to poop without having to get up from my seat and walk into the actual bathroom. Well then you need...
The Poop Chair (patent pending)
"With convenient poop hole in the back."
Poop Chair 2000: for those with more contemporary taste in poop chairs.
I know what you're thinking: I've always wanted a footstool that looked like a clove of garlic with the top chopped off. Today is your lucky day, my friend.
In the wild, baby tables huddle underneath the mommy table for warmth and protection.
What's that? You say you don't need a soap dish? Well, how about a button dish? Surely you need a button dish.
Button Dish (patent denied)
"For all your button dish needs."