Hey, I've got an idea for calming the nerves! Don't have kids.
Well I do declare, I once had a terrible case of the vapors and wouldn't you know - Luden's cleared it right up!
Luden's cured my pancreatic cancer!
Luden's helped me end world hunger!
Luden's babysits my children, walks the dog and waters my plants!
(not actual testimonies)
My stars, why are the fish in that bowl so utterly ginormous? This is an example of extremely irresponsible pet ownership. And speaking of irresponsbible... who left a dadgum cigarette burning on the table? I mean, that fancy doily could go up in flames any minute. The fish even seem to be worried about it. They are totally giving it the stink-eye. And the little tagline at the bottom: "Everywhere - Why?" I truly have no idea!