Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Don't like your name? Get a new one.


I came across this Lucha Libre (Mexican Wrestler) name generator and thought it'd be fun to post for April Fools. Click on the link and then come back and leave a comment with your new name!



Mine is "El Toro de Oro."



The gangsta one can be entertaining, too:



I'm "Heavy Red Snappa." Shoo.

19 comments:

Shawn said...

El Caballo Azul!

Hairball said...

My real name comes up as Cara Más Sexy and Off Da Hook Mafiosi.

Hairball turns into Pantalones Misterio and Swingin Dong Buddha Balls

BWAH!!

kmwthay said...

This is HIGHLY entertaining.

I'm 'Rapido Rapido Muerto'

and gangsta - I'm 'Fly-Ass Ho Slappa'

word, gringo.

Heather Cherry said...

Shawn: Nice! That means "Blue Horse." Not as cool as "Rainbow Unicorn" would be, though.

Harbls: Man, you got some good ones! Your Spanish ones are "Most Sexy Face" and "Mystery Pants." LOLZ!

Kym: I know, right?! You are "Quick Quick Dead." Word to ya madre.

obladi oblada said...

Luch Libre name:

El Taquito Loco
So true!

Gangsta name:

Mercedes-rollin' Cop Killa
Now thats funny! Yo!

Heather Cherry said...

I think I probably don't have to translate that one for anyone, heh. :o)

Nikkie said...

Americano Ultimo!

wowza! very fun.

Heather Cherry said...

I think you should go by that name on the next Perú trip, Nik!

CHEF TROLL said...

I didn't like either of mine!

Heather Cherry said...

It's pretty hard to compete with Chef Troll.

Melody sez said...

El Gringo Ridiculoso! Why that is ridiculous! That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever! As a matter of fact, it is nonsense! I am white though!

moi said...

Vestido Guapo - which means, Nice Garment!

El perfecto.

My gangsta name, not so much.

Snuggles said...

Hay! I'm white, too! And black! I like to celebrate diversity with my fur. O, and did I mention the pink?

Heather Cherry said...

Moy, it can also mean "Good-Looking Dress," many of which I'm sure you own and rock to the max.

Conan The Barbie said...

I'm "Pantera Gris" and "Supa-Hard Crack Robba"

Werd, esse.

Melody sez said...

Snuggles! You are so nice to look at! I like your diversifying splotches and blotches! I do also have some dots and spots on my person!

Heather Cherry said...

Conan: Don't you think one of us needs to do a post on Gun Moll Names?

Mel: My mom always told me that freckles are where the angels kiss you in your sleep. I tell Snuggles the same thing. And now... I shall tell you. Consider yourself told.

Melody sez said...

That is a great thing that those angles are doing with those kisses that they do! I like that! I think that Snuggles must be extra special on the count of the big gigantic splotches he has!♡ But those angels keep me up all night and make me anxious and stuff with their bowling! Those angles must be working off extra energy or something like that! I guess anyway!

Snuggles said...

I'm blushing (super pink!) on accounta what you said about my nice splotches. Yeah, them angles can get pretty loud with their bowling balls and stuff. But what keeps me and Mommy up the most is the squirls in the attic.